Do you ever get to the supermarket, and become baffled by the buffoonery of unripe avocados, overripe cantaloupes, and any other difficult to decipher fruits? Well then look no further, because today I will teach you how to examine each and every fruit, so you can pick the best of the bunch.
So, first what we need to do, is stop being bad at picking fruits, and start being good at picking fruits. Simple as that. Thanks for coming to my TED talk, and good luck in all your fruity endeavours.
Featured below is a very intelligent small boy, who has picked the nicest apple you have ever seen.